“The trick with science fiction is not to prove that something--a machine, a technology, a history, a new way of being--would be possible. It's to temporarily convince us that it already exists.”
Teresa and Patrick Nielsen Hayden

author: Nicole J. LeBoeuf

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Notes from the author:

Another good writing prompt source is Watchout4snakes.com. It spits out random words and phrases, which you can configure in various ways.

For me it spat out “bothersome playpen,” and I remembered a short story from the Zombies vs. Unicorns anthology. “Children of the Revolution” by Maureen Johnson is a zombie story. It opens with a description of the most fabulous playroom a toddler could wish for, and a protagonist charged with caring for the very strange children inside it while their guardian is away.

Take a heart-stoppingly scary idea, and have your character approach it as an annoying and tedious chore. There’s your prompt. Go.

I hate it when it’s my day to muck out the kelpie. Seriously, there are not enough words in the English language to adequately express how much I loathe the job. But everyone has to do their part, mustn’t grumble. Just pick up your pitchfork and taser and in you go.

Have you ever mucked out horses? I used to, when I was a little girl. It’s nothing like mucking out a kelpie. Kelpies are so much worse. For one thing, horse manure is relatively pleasant on the nose, but kelpie shit, being produced by an obligate carnivore, stinks like a cat box. And, like the contents of a cat box, you can’t compost with it. I’m not sure what you can do with it. Bury it deep in the ground under a marble slab carved with a three-hundred-year hazard symbol, maybe. It has a corrosive effect on most everything that comes into contact with it, too. Stand too long in that pen and your boots’ll start to dissolve. I go through so many boots in a year, you would not believe.

Also, kelpies are worse than horses for the simple and obvious reason that horses aren’t out to eat you.

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