“When I am dead
I hope it is said,
'His sins were scarlet,
but his books were read.'”
Hilaire Belloc

author: Nicole J. LeBoeuf

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Notes from the author:

Warning: The following fictionette contains use of second person narration.

And, well, why not? Oracles, the ones that use words, tend speak in imperatives. And the imperative mode—“Know thyself”—sounds a lot like a second person indicative—“You know thyself.” Look, I might as well have a rationale, however weak, since I seem to default to the second person where stories about oracles are concerned. How about we say that the entire story is itself the oracular proclamation given to the protagonist? “You go to visit the Oracle. The Oracle tells you something disturbing. You respond by doing something rash.” Or is that too meta?

This fictionette was brought to you by the random words “sublime” and “forklift” and the Tarot card “Wheel of Fortune.”

The sandpit is circular, some ten feet across and two feet deep. It is bounded by the cement walls of a shallow pit in the floor such that the surface of the sand lies about three feet below your overhanging toes. In the center of this ritual circle, the toy bulldozer stands, immobile as any toy with no child’s hand upon it.

You flip your quarter out over the guard rail and into the sandpit. The bulldozer goes to work.

Its movements are unhurried and precise, and so nuanced as to suggest an unexpectedly fine level of articulation in its construction. It spins once, twice, performs three full revolutions in place as though fixed to a vertical axle, then it reaches out to scoop up a handful of sand.

“Very nice,” your brother is saying. “Very convincing. You could almost believe it’s moving by itself.” He delivers it with Schrodinger’s best sarcasm; his sincerity will retroactively depend on his audience’s reaction. The curator gives him no reaction at all. “Seriously, though, how’s it work? Remote control?”

The curator smiles an inscrutable smile and spreads her hands in a gesture indicating your guess is as good as mine.

The bulldozer has deposited its burden directly across the circle from where it picked it up. Now there is a hole behind it and a small mound of sand in front. Half-buried in that mound is a small toy goat, the sort that might stand beside a model railway track. You wonder what it means, what facet of goathood it references, what relevance that might have for you....

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